Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

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Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.