Single in the womb, single till the tomb! Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSingle in the womb, single till the tomb! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well. Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions. Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button. You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.
