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  • That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.
  • The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.
  • I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.
  • Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.
  • I’ll see you in your nightmares.
  • I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.