Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSoft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G. Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call. Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job. The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.