Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

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Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

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You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

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Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.