Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Well, excuse me while I dial up some drama for tomorrow! 📞🤢 Can't wait to see the reactions when I 'soft launch' my call out the 'stomach bug' way. Your move, stomach… Your move. 🤣 #SneakyCallOutStrategies"

call, call out, day, everyone, humor, launch, little, next, prank, soft, soft launch, stomach, weird, work

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

1 month ago
anxiety, around, awkwardness, comfortable, communication, humor, quiet, sarcasm, social, social anxiety, thanks
Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

1 month ago
abandoned, amusement, amusement park, creepy, decay, fear, nostalgia, park, thrill, wonder
We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

4 months ago
adult, best, childhood, era, growing, growing up, humor, kid, life, life stage, nostalgia, stage, worst
We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

1 month ago
always, asked, hiding, humor, irony, mystery, never, perspective, question, Waldo, where
I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

1 month ago
assume, day, horrible, humor, i, morning, morning routine, optimism, perspective, routine, start
When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

1 month ago
confidence, early, flirtation, fun, humor, leave, leave early, let, sexy, should, work

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Telegram:

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

Shared recently on Discord:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

I love my bed so much, what a place.

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

They should name a personality disorder after me.

I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

Activity Log ✨

Share Wordgag 🙏

Activity Log ✨

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

Related Funny Posts 🤝

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Share Wordgag 🙏