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98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

57 shares on Telegram this month:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

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Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

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A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

Making waves on YouTube:

Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

Trending via Telegram:

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Breaking via Slack:

In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

Trending via WhatsApp:

People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

Spotted on Facebook:

Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Keep the laugh going 😂

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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