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"Looks like it's time to Marie Kondo that room before you strike a pose! 🧹📷 Let's tidy up those corners and make sure there are no rogue socks photobombing your selfies! 😆 #CleanRoomCleanSelfie"

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43 shares on Twitch this month:

“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

69 shares on Slack this month:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

63 shares on Twitch this month:

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

100 shares on Threads this month:

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

64 shares on Discord this month:

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Absurdity is the spice of life.

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Making waves on WeChat:

Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

Just landed via Snapchat:

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

Live now on X:

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Seen just now on X:

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Keep the laugh going 😂

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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