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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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"Oh, you think talking to my pet is strange? Have you tried chatting with Karen from accounting? ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ #PetTalksWin"



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