Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

Commentary:
"Me-time champion over here! 🥇😴 Guess I've mastered the art of 'social distancing' before it was cool! 😂🙌"

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.
  • Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”
  • I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.
  • I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.
  • I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.
  • No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.