Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.