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Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

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A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.