Somebody needs to get my shit together. Commentary:"Looks like someone's personal organization skills are taking a vacation 🤷♂️ Time to round up those rogue socks and misplaced keys! Let's get this show on the road 💪🧦🔑 #LifeInTheFastLane" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in. Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here. Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me. I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.