Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live” Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSomeone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower! Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking. When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager. All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.