Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

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Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

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I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

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It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

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Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

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At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?