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Never underestimate the power of a midlife crisis mixed with a dash of determination and a sprinkle of methamphetamine! 💼👨‍🏫➡️💰💊 Dream big, folks. If Walter White can do it, so can you! 🌟 #BreakingBoundaries

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My back and I are definitely not the same age.

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Farting, but with eye contact.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

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Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

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Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

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If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

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I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

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“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

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Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

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Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

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Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

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I think my type is a nice person.

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

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Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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