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Never underestimate the power of a midlife crisis mixed with a dash of determination and a sprinkle of methamphetamine! 💼👨‍🏫➡️💰💊 Dream big, folks. If Walter White can do it, so can you! 🌟 #BreakingBoundaries

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75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

88 shares on Facebook this month:

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

45 shares on Discord this month:

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

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There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

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I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

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Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

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Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

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My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

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After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

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We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

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I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

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I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

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Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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