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Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

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I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.