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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

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The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

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Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

47 shares on Discord this month:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

56 shares on Threads this month:

Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

27 shares on X this month:

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

99 shares on Twitch this month:

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

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I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

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Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

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Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

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According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

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Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

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I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

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My body is a temple. An ancient, creaky temple with questionable plumbing.

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The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

Trending via YouTube:

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Breaking via Instagram:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

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I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

Spotted on X:

Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

Making waves on Messenger:

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

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