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  • I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.
  • The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.
  • I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.
  • You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.
  • And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.
  • A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.