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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

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Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

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The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Therapy? I have Spotify.

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

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Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

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If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

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I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

Just landed via YouTube:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

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Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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