Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

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Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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I could low-key really use a wish right now.

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.