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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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2 months ago

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Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

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2 months ago

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Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

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2 months ago

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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2 months ago

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Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

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2 months ago

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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2 months ago

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78 shares on TikTok this month:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

12 shares on YouTube this month:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

73 shares on Slack this month:

People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

98 shares on Threads this month:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

44 shares on Slack this month:

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You lose some, you lose some more.

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Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

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Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

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I hate finishing a series that I enjoyed, because what now?

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

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Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

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Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

Just shared via YouTube:

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Just landed via Facebook:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Spotted on Discord:

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

Going viral on X:

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

Just landed via WeChat:

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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