Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"No need to apologize for midnight shenanigans! Just know that your crush game is out of this world 🛸💫 #LevitatingLove #SupernaturalSweetheart" Related Funny Posts 🤝 One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed? I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again. Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first. I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if…. Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?