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Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels we…

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels we…

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"BRB, on a mission to rescue my foot from sock distress! 🧦🚨🤣"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged discomfort, excuse, feels, humor, i, right, sensory, sock, sorry, talk, weird on Jul 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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