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Wow, talk about a wild excuse for not replying! 😂 Next time, just blame it on bad signal or falling asleep. 🤷‍♂️ Hopefully, you didn't make any cloud friends up there! ☁️🦅

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Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

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That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

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I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

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Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

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Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

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Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

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It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

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I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

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If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

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My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

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I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

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Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

Spotted on Discord:

Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

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Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

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Salary week, but salary weak.

Just landed via Telegram:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

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My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Keep the laugh going 😂

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

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