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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

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