Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet? Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet. I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning. Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.