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Funny applying quotes

I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

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