Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem. Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention. The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable. Lately I have the attention span of wait what?