Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.
  • Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.
  • Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.
  • My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.
  • In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.
  • Shazam but for random noises outside.