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  • If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.
  • I dare you to try and be more single than me.
  • I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.
  • If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.
  • We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.
  • Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.