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Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attentio…

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attentio…

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"Sorry, I'm so broke that I can't even afford to pay attention…I guess my attention span is on a budget now! 🤑💸 #BillsGotMeStrapped"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attention, cost, financial, humor, i, joke, pay, poor, self-deprecation, sorry, witty on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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