💾 Save Image Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention. 2 weeks ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sorry, I'm so broke that I can't even afford to pay attention…I guess my attention span is on a budget now! 🤑💸 #BillsGotMeStrapped" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem. You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in? Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: attention, cost, financial, humor, i, joke, pay, poor, self-deprecation, sorry, witty