Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attentio… Commentary:"Sorry, I'm so broke that I can't even afford to pay attention…I guess my attention span is on a budget now! 🤑💸 #BillsGotMeStrapped" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem. Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color. Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?