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  • “I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.
  • There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.
  • Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.
  • Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.
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