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Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

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“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

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Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

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I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

58 shares on Slack this month:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

57 shares on TikTok this month:

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

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Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

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Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

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Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

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Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

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Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

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And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

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How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

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Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

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Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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