Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic office paradox: Work overtime and get a collective shrug 🤷‍♂️, but show up a tad late and suddenly it's all chaos and drama 🤯! Because clearly, punctuality is the true measure of professional success 🕒⏳. Who knew the secret to world domination lay in the hands of a clock ⏰? Just don't let your boss catch you eyeing that clock too eagerly 🧐👀

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