Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.
  • Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?
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  • My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.
  • Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.
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