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Stereotypes and mass graves: two things you definitely don't want to be associated with! 🙅‍♂️ Let's treat people as individuals, not as part of a one-size-fits-all package deal. 🚫🏷️ #UniqueAndUnstereotyped

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Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

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My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

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My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.

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I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

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If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

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Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

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I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

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Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

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Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

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In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

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I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

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Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

Just landed via Telegram:

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

Live now on YouTube:

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

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People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

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People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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