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Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

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No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

Just landed via Facebook:

My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

Going viral on WeChat:

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

Freshly posted on X:

I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Spotted on YouTube:

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Trending via Telegram:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Shared recently on Threads:

I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.
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Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via X:

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

Trending via Instagram:

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

Reported on Telegram:

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

Just shared via Messenger:

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Seen just now on Facebook:

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

Spotted on TikTok:

“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

Going viral on WeChat:

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Making waves on Slack:

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Spotted on TikTok:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

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