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Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

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Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.