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When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

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Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

I have an addiction to pattern recognition.

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