Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what? Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why ruin a perfectly good relationship with my couch? πποΈπΏ Related Funny Posts π€ βYouβre an athlete,β I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch. I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad. I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me. I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.
