Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

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God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

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The first step to recovery is addiction.

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A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

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Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

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I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.

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Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.