Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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“Surround yourself with friends who are so prepared, they know the restaurant menu better than the chef! 🍽️🤓 #GoogleGourmets #PreparedPartners”

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