Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand. Funny Quotes October 7, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSurround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee. Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.” Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.
