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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

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I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

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Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

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I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.