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“Planning a road trip? Don’t forget to bring a positive friend and a negative friend along for the ride! 🚗💨 That way, you’ll always have a jump start when things go downhill… or uphill, depending on your friends’ moods! ⚡😄 #GoodVibes #RoadTripLife”
Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.
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