Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppTaking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall. I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day. My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for. A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV. When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.