Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.
  • I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.
  • All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.
  • No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.
  • Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.
  • My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.