Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea. Commentary:"Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is like inviting trouble to a party 😆🦈🏖️ Maybe stick to a safer name like 'Puppy Paddle' for a stress-free day out!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach. My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for. I’m heading to the beach without a beach body. I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea. Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.