Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is like inviting trouble to a party 😆🦈🏖️ Maybe stick to a safer name like 'Puppy Paddle' for a stress-free day out!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall. Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items. Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out. I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice. I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.