Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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“I appreciate your email, but it seems I’m on a very important ‘sea to stone’ mission at the moment. 🌊💼 No worries though, I’ll be back soon to tackle those emails like a rockstar! 😄🤘”

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