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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

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Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

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Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

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94 shares on Discord this month:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

39 shares on X this month:

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

61 shares on Discord this month:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

60 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

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I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

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If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

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Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

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To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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Going viral on Slack:

I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Spotted on Threads:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

Trending via Slack:

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

Just shared via YouTube:

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

Breaking via X:

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Making waves on Discord:

I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

Shared recently on WeChat:

The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

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