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  • Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.
  • Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.
  • Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.
  • I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.
  • Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.
  • What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?