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For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

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I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

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You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

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I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

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When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.