That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors. Commentary:"Ah, the infamous magic trick of cats: Projectile Vomiting Primarily on Plush Palaces! 🐱🤢🧹 Who needs a bathroom when you have a perfectly good carpet to target, right?" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction. We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up. The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage. Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.
