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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

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Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

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It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

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Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

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Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

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Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

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Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

27 shares on X this month:

The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

94 shares on Reddit this month:

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

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“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

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Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

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Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

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It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

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If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

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If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

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Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

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As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

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We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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