Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.
  • I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.
  • Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.
  • Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.
  • Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.
  • Be bold, be italic, but never regular.