That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

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That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

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If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.