Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Fries, not lies.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.