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"Ah, the complexities of the English language strike again! 🤔🔩 Who knew that something so tough and sturdy like iron would be the exception to the rule? Truly ironic, isn't it?"

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

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Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

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I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

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It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

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Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

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“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

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I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.

22 shares on Threads this month:

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

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I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

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If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

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Time machine? You mean a clock?

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December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.

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Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

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The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

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In a relationship with my bedroom fan.

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When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

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You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

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Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

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If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

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The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

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I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

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I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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