The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

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I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

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I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.