The art of letting whoever think whatever.

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The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

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They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

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I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.