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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

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Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

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In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?