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  • My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.
  • Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.
  • But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.
  • The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.
  • Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.
  • I’m at that point on a Monday where no.