The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck. Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck. I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house. When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
