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"Who needs personal trainers when you have the ice cream truck, right? 🍦💪 It's all about that sweet motivation rolling by! 😂 #FitnessGoals"

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So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

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If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

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If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

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Sorry for acting weird, I am weird, and it will happen again.

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If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

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I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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Weird me out? No. You’ve weirded me in. Let’s merge souls.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

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