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364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.

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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

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An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

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Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

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“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

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Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

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I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

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What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

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The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

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I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

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Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

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The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

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My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

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Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

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All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

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I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

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In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

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How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.

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Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

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