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Isn't it funny how our phones can have the memory of an elephant when it comes to notifications? 🤷‍♂️ Ignoring them once is like an open invitation for them to come knocking on your screen forever! 📱😂 It's like they're saying, "Hey, remember me? I'm still here waiting for you to give me some attention!" 🤭 #PersistenceIsKey #NotificationOverload

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

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It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

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Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

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If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

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The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

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The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

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A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

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It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

My bank account is also in retrograde.

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If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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