The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not. Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Breaking News: The evening news – where they kick off with a paradoxical 'Good evening' and then shatter your optimism with a spectacle of doom and gloom! 🌆📺😅 #MediaIrony" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol. The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps. Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row. The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong. Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.
