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The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

Commentary:
"Breaking News: The evening news – where they kick off with a paradoxical 'Good evening' and then shatter your optimism with a spectacle of doom and gloom! 🌆📺😅 #MediaIrony"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged commentary, evening, good, humor, irony, media, negativity, news, society, tell, where on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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