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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

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"From apple munching to homicide in record time ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜… Clearly, things went from 0 to 100 real quick in the Bible! It's like going from mild snacking to serious crime spree in just a couple of chapters. Talk about a plot twist! ๐Ÿ˜‚"



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