The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Wasting time like a pro, unlocking new levels of procrastination! ⏳😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol. The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt. I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up. One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure. The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.