Trendy Funny Quotes

  • We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.
  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.
  • Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.
  • If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.
  • Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.