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The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

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Oh, the saga of the eternal survivors in our fridges! 🥦🍓🥬 That healthy food sure knows how to outlast its less resilient companions. Maybe it's secretly plotting its takeover while basking in its longevity. 🤣 #FridgeSurvivalChampion

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged diet, else, everything, food, fridge, grateful, healthy, healthy food, humor, joke, life, much, should, survive on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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