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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

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I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

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At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

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If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

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I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.