The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

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You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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My dream car is a taco truck.

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The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.