The most avoided species of shark is the Loan. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe most avoided species of shark is the Loan. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The most productive species of beaver is the Eager. Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers. “You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to. When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round. I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.