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The older I get, no.

The older I get, no.

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"The real secret to aging is mastering the art of absolutely nothing. ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ˜‚"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aging, getting, getting older, humor, i, older, reluctance on Aug 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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