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"Ah, the extraordinary talent of budgeting in reverse! Mastering the art of 'outgoing exceeds incoming' 💸💸 Well, they do say it's the thought that counts… or in this case, the spending! 😅 #FinancialGuru"

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30 shares on Discord this month:

Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

33 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

23 shares on Instagram this month:

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

90 shares on Threads this month:

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

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Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

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They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

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Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

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Making waves on TikTok:

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Just landed via Twitch:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Trending via YouTube:

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

Spotted on Facebook:

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

Breaking via Pinterest:

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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