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If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

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People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

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I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

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84 shares on X this month:

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

69 shares on Discord this month:

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

48 shares on Slack this month:

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

39 shares on Instagram this month:

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

31 shares on X this month:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

41 shares on YouTube this month:

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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If hot showers aren’t good for you then why do I emerge from them bright red like a beautiful ruby?

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I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

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Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Breaking via Telegram:

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

Going viral on Twitch:

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

Seen just now on Reddit:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Going viral on TikTok:

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Going viral on YouTube:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

Trending via WeChat:

I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

Seen just now on YouTube:

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Shared recently on Instagram:

You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

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People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

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