The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe only talent I have is spending more than I bring in. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.” A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away. I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry. Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle. Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.