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Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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I would rather lose you than the argument.

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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.