The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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These aliens are taking forever.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

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Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

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The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.