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America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

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Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

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When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

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So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

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Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

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Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

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One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

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So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

We literally used to write an essay by hand.

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Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

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