The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks! Commentary:Looks like your plant app is being about as helpful as a magic eight ball! 🪴💦🚱 Maybe it's time to switch to a Plant Psychic app instead? 🔮😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment. Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here. Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no. You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.” Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.