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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Commentary:
Looks like your plant app is being about as helpful as a magic eight ball! 🪴💦🚱 Maybe it's time to switch to a Plant Psychic app instead? 🔮😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged app, care, confusion, gardening, helpful, humor, i, much, plant, thanks, too, watered on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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