Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.
  • Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.
  • The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.
  • Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
  • Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.
  • Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.