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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

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I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

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I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.