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The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

May 22, 2026

And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

Apr 1, 2026

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

Mar 31, 2026

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

Mar 30, 2026