The shitshow must go on.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

84 shares on Slack this month:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

57 shares on Threads this month:

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.